GTAIV: Weazel News
90% of Terrorists Love Liberals
In news that will surprise no one, an official piece of research carried out by pollsters for Weazel News revealed that most terrorists are also committed to the so-called liberal agenda in this country. 90% of the terrorists our researchers spoke to admitted that a government committed to an agenda of porn in schools, compulsory gay marriage for all, and the dreaded universal healthcare is just the kind of government they will take great pleasure in blowing to kingdom come. We will stay with this story as it develops into something substantiated.
Rockstar taking the piss out of FOX News and other right-wing nutcases? Oh yes. Oh deary me, yes.
As well as the (brilliantly funny) story R* have conjured up there, there are articles about the terror threat to America (currently at level 4: dark cerulean), one search engine ruling them all, and a sex toy being banned, up on the official site.
Of course, Weasel News isn’t the only glorious piss-take on the conservative retards who live in the Bible Belt and shoot democrats. WKTT Radio (standing for We Know The Truth) is a right-wing talk show, a snippet of which has been put up on the GTAIV site. I could embed it in here for everyone’s benefit, but I can’t be arsed. Go find it yourself. The clip includes such comedy gold as “Technology is a lie which was sent by liberals to kill us”. Rockstar, I love you.
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